DID YOU EVER STOP AND WONDER?

Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

or

Who the first person was that said, "See that chicken there, I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum?"

or

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

or

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

or

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

or

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

or even

Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?

Have a great day everybody! It’s the weekend!!

-S.